First off, this is a positive review. I love this underwear, and you might also, but you should approach this relationship (and any relationship) with your eyes open. So here you go:
The material is light and comfortable, breathes well, and the underwear is expertly made and fits appropriately. But that’s not why you’re considering them. You’re looking at that “separate pouches” business and the suggestive graphic (or graphic suggestion) and wondering if you are ready to introduce a slightly higher level of complexity into your underworld…
You are.
BUT I think there is such a thing as too much subtlety, and David Archy crosses the line in his instructive drawings, so I will be clearer. Only your shaft goes through the hole. Do not stuff the entirety of your junk through the hole. The collection will certainly pass, but there is only one pouch on the other side, and you will have defeated the purpose of this delightful article of clothing. The “separate pouches” in question consist of the usual underwear space (enhanced by differently colored fabric around your gandydancers but essentially what you would have with any underwear) and the aforementioned shaftibule on the other side of that hole. The shaftibule enables David Archy to work in a different fly system as well, but more on that later.
Usually things work out just by pulling the underwear on. Your shaft is pointing down, the hole is coming up, and there you go, in like Flynn. At first, your frank and beans will call out to each other in alarm, but once reassured that each is still nearby and noticing that they are comfortably held in their respective atria they will settle down. NOW LOOK IN THE MIRROR BEFORE SHOWING ANYONE ELSE, because in all likelihood your days of prancing about the house in your underwear are over, especially if you have older kids. Normal size + shaftibule = HORSE JUNK. My spouse did a double take, gave me an approving nod, and then told me to put on my bathrobe. It’s nothing you won’t see on a Spanish beach, but just know that The Puppetshow is always playing. And frankly, the architecture presumes flaccidity, because, erect, there is nowhere to go but up, leaving you looking like a nocked bow and arrow with nothing to do but shout, “LOOSE!” as you leap upon your partner who will be helpless with laughter anyway.
Getting back to the fly. David Archy has chosen a horizontal system that is basically a hood that you pull up and off to relieve yourself and down and over once done. It works really well, but this may be strangely evocative of pop culture archetypes depending on your personality and experience. In my case the first unhooding thought was, “You will bring Captain Solo and the Wookie to me.” This phrase was murmured several times to a variety of urinal stand-ins for Jabba the Hutt. But as the days wore on, I found more and more that I could only think of a scene where the kidnappers yank off the hood of the prisoner to reveal him tied to a chair in an empty warehouse with no help in sight. Especially with the black underwear. My vantage point put me in the shoes of the abductors, and I started to mutter appropriate kidnapping quips with each unhooding. Then I realized that I could be the rescuer just as well as the abductor and instead of shouting, “Western Dog!” or “Your father will pay handsomely for your release!” could say in a reassuring tone, “You’re safe now.” Which I think is easier for the other restroom patrons to hear.
So run, don’t walk, to buy this underwear. It will become your new favorite while stimulating centers of your brain that have long lain dormant and enriching your inner life multiple times a day. That’s a pretty good deal.
I purchased a pack of these underwear on Amazon’s recent “Prime Day” sale after trying a size medium in the David Archy Men's Doctor Series MicroModal Briefs (L, Gray). Unfortunately the briefs did not provide me with quite enough coverage on my backside, so I contacted customer service to return them. They completely refunded my money and let me keep the underwear, suggesting I try a size up. I then ordered the David Archy Men's 4 Pack Micro Modal Separate Pouch Briefs in size Large, but while the waist size increased, the rearend coverage was the same.
Still feeling the separate pouch design had potential, I decided to try these Charles Archy separate pouch trunks. I was pleasantly surprised to find these David Archy underwear to be among the most comfortable I’ve ever worn. Here’s a summary of my experience:
Fit (4.5/5): I have roughly a 31” waist and ordered a size medium, which seems to fit great. I’m 6’6” and 171 lbs with a thin, athletic build.
The separate pouch design seems gimmicky, but it really works. Pulling the underwear on, everything slides into place. When wearing pants and pulling them back on, things require a bit more guidance.
The trunks are constructed such that the shaft pouch is open, allowing for more breathability. But it can also be used as a functional fly. The fabric is sown so it folds over your member and can be unfolded through your shorts or pants fly.
Depending on your size, because the pouches are separated, these underwear may not work well under athletic wear, as your package will be slightly more pronounced than with typical underwear.
Comfort (4.5/5): The waistband is comfortable, doesn’t roll and has the right amount elasticity for comfort. The care tag on the back is removable, leaving a small logo’d David Archy tag, which I don’t feel at all when wearing them.
These underwear are made from Lenzing micromodal fabric, which is incredibly soft and smooth. According to the Lenzing Modal® website, this fiber is extracted from beechwood and environmentally friendly.
The combination of soft fabric and separation provided by the two pouches makes you forget you’re even wearing underwear. The area that holds your “boys” has a more sheer material that provides great breathability and keeps them separated from your body. It's contoured to allow them to hang with some support, and the same material also extends to allow airflow behind them. If you shave “down there” the pouches also keeps the shaft separate, so there’s no irritation from things getting squashed or rubbing together.
Wearing them throughout the day, I did notice that the legs tend to ride up into the crotch area. But the fabric is so comfortable, I didn’t find it bothersome like I have on most other trunk underwear. Reducing the ride-up and minimizing the number of seams are the only things I can think of that could improve the design.
Value (5/5): At CN Smashing’s current price of approximately $7 per pair, you owe it to yourself to try these underwear. I would gladly pay twice that for the comfort they provide.
Style (5/5): From what I know of CN Smashing, the company seems dedicated to designing unique underwear that both looks and feels great. These underwear are one of their pinnacle achievements. They look great on and offer a variety of color options.
Quality (4.5/5): I’ve tried many underwear brands (2Xist (size M), CN-2 (size L), Saxx (size S), MyPakage (size M), Andrew Christian, Ralph Lauren, Tommy Hilfiger, Adidas, Equipo, as well as traditional underwear from Jockey, Hanes, etc.). I would definitely put these in the premium category without the premium price. The construction seems of high quality and has held up after one washing, but I plan to update this review if that changes.
Overall rating: 5/5
With free returns through Amazon fulfillment and amazing customer service from CN Smashing, there’s really no reason not to try this underwear. But I’ll warn you…if you do, you’ll never be satisfied with regular underwear again.
Let us begin by saying that these underwears have taught me the true meaning of 'Panty Privilege.' Panty Privilege is the privilege enjoyed by those living in cold places. Y'all up in the north have panty privilege. You can buy ten pairs of heavy cotton for ten bucks and call it a day. If I wear those cheap heavy cottons down here in TEXAS, I get a medical condition I call "Sous-Vide Crotch."
Do I need to explain "Sous-Vide Crotch?" It's hot in Texas. Hot, and humid. And, see, a man's body, in certain regions, is built like if you sealed a couple of steaks in plastic wrap and pressed them between two pork chops in a steam bath. It's not a good scene.
In Texas, you can't get cheap underwear. You gotta spring for the good stuff, with moisture wicking fabric and the space-age designs. It's expensive! Y'all can buy whatever with your northern privilege, but I gotta put myself in debt for my underwear. It's not fair! That's Panty Privilege.
But oh, MAN, is it WORTH IT.
These undies are the bomb. Yo.
First of all, this material sucks moisture away from my ____ like my old girlfriend _____ used to do in the back seat of my dad's ______ down at _______. We would park behind the _____ and she would ______ my _______for like _____ hours, and let me tell YOU, when _____ was done I was moisture-FREE. It's was like the California desert down there, and I'm happy to report, it's like the California desert down there TODAY: It's dry, it's beautiful in an austere kinda way, and if you're lucky, you might find some drugs buried in the sand.
But let's talk design.
I'm a 'yank it over' man when it comes to pee-time. The fly on conventional underwear just...doesn't work. It's like that scene in Entrapment where Catherine Zeta-Jones has to maneuver her butt around a bunch of lasers to go pee. (In this scenario, my _____ is Catherine Zeta-Jones' butt.) I learned a long time ago that it was better to go "over the top," if you will. Less chance of "Kessel ____," as the doctors call it. (It's caused by excessive twisting and turning.)
The fly on THESE undies is like the scene in Doctor Strange where he uses those sparky orange portals to get from place to place. Like, oh, time to pee? BRZAAMP! Let's go, Wong!
My partner LOVES the fly on these things. It's like a pop-up book for grown-up times. "Pull tab for ____."
This fly is so easy I play with it for fun. I don't mean, like, '13-year-old-locked-in-the-'bathroom-fun." I mean like, "the-first-time-you-had-a-car-with-power-windows" kinda fun. SUPER entertaining.
Now, it's going to be hard to describe the fly in these things without talking dirty, but gosh darn it I'm gonna do my best...PEN–no, that's wrong...
These undies have a pouch for your...kumquats. Your kumquats get their own STUDIO APARTMENT. A STUDIO APARTMENT that KEEPS THEM from STICKING to your INNER THIGH. Do you guys shave your kumquats? I like, trim my kumquats. You know how sometimes well-shorn kumquats kinda meld into your flesh like in John Carpenter's The Thing? These undies will keep your well-shorn kumquats from melding into the flesh of your thigh like in John Carpenter's The Thing. They're great.
On top of the studio apartment for your kumquats, these undies feature a SECOND pouch SOLELY INTENDED for your...overworked office drone. (If you get my drift.) NOW. Have you ever seen those sleeper-tubes they have for overworked office-drones? They're big in the version of Tokyo you see on the internet. It's a bed in a tube! Comfort and convenience comingled! These undies have a SLEEPER TUBE for your OVERWORKED OFFICE DRONE. What you do is, you hoist your overworked office-drone over your kumquat's studio apartment and stuff him into the sleeper tube. AND HE JUST CHILLS. He's surrounded by moisture-wicking cloth, he doesn't get stuck to anything, it's super-comfy. Kinda weird if he...wakes up. BUT THEN YOU GET TO USE THE WONDER-FLY.
Let's talk more about the fly. The fly is HORIZONTAL. It's just like, a portcullis. A door you raise to let the overworked office-drone out for battle. Except now he's not an overworked office-drone anymore. Now he's a KNIGHT. He's a KNIGHT because he's just chillin' in his sleeper tube, and then you just pull up the curtain and KA-POW! It's brave Sir Wong, tumescent Knight of the Kumquat Table!
All jokes aside, (nope,) if you want something that will make your meat and potatoes look like a feast, if you want something that'll make your bait and tackle look like a long-line fishing trawler, if you want something that'll make your arm and hammer look like THOR ODINSON'S arm and hammer, get these undies. They are very comfortable on your penis and testicles.
PS: They come with instructions. DETAILED instructions. SUPER-DETAILED instructions on which leg goes where, first leg, second leg and...third leg. If you catch my drift.
(They come with detailed and explicit instructions where to put your penis and it is glorious.)
Straight up let me tell you that as a lady I have little understanding of the jock itch type of issues that affect dudes. My guy has had some "creep" that in 8 years has never gone away despite doctors, creams, powders, lotions and potions. Moreover we live in Florida where we have two temperatures, summer and hell. The "sticking" factor is horrendous because it's always so dang humid here. I mean, honestly, it gets so hot down in one's pants that it begins to make its own weather!! (joke)
I didn't know if there was such a thing but I searched penis scrotum separating underwear and stumbled across these. They are unbelievably fantastic!!!!!
He has been wearing them for one month now and his"creep" is completely gone FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 8 YEARS. He told me yesterday these underwear "have changed his life." He deems them completely comfy, totally supports everything neatly and keeps it all separate. The vented material that cradles the scrotum allows them to breathe (calling up all kinds of visual images.)
I was worried after reading a couple of reviews that the big guy might slip out of his cubby when sitting for a long time, as some other fellas mentioned but he has had no instances of this, and proclaims them the best underwear he has ever known.
The price is spot on at $22 for a pack of four with all kinds of colors to choose from which is a whole lot better than $28 per pair of Calvin Klein trunk style underwear which was his previous brand.
After completing his one month trial, I have just ordered him 2 more packs.
My photo - the left side shows the underwear the correct side out and the right side shows the inside of the underwear. The red arrows show the pouch the "big guy" goes in and the blue arrows show you where "the boys" live.
Fit = my guy isn't big. He's 128 lbs at 5'5" with a thin frame. We always order him mediums which is what we did with this brand and they fit him perfect.
At $22, these undies are worth every dang penny. I highly recommend them!!!
This is the best underwear period. Keeps me dry and smelling fresh during the hot summer.
A lot of people keep saying that your testicles don't go in the hole... maybe they are not supposed to but that is how I wear these. I pull everything through the hole.
Two reasons:
The major source of sweat and smell, in my opinion, are the testicles being against your legs. This solves that.
The second reason is that I have ZERO thigh gap. So when I go sit, my testicles often need adjustment. But not if I pulled them through the hole.
I don't care how these are meant to be worn since I know first hand that pulling the testicles through the hole is a better experience.
The downside is if you ever get your pants or shorts pulled down... people will see brain.
Feature Product
- Superior underwear for men using patented separate pouch designed to keep a man's personal area comfortably separate resulting in a dry environment all day.
- Breathable panel allows air to flow freely which reduces sticking problem most men experience usually requiring embarrassing "adjustments."
- Equally embraced by athletes who perspire during sport activities and men who must sit for long hours every day.
- Super soft micro modal material feels cool on the skin and silky to the touch.
- Waistband and seams are durable and comfortable so you don't experience scratching or pulling. Optimizes men's personal area for a fresher, healthier feeling and overall well-being.
Description
Never has anyone noticed that the male anatomy could fit into underwear without being crushed, mashed or just left hanging. DA's Dual Pouch Technology offers a new concept. The male anatomy is divided, should it not be cared for individually? Each pouch is designed to provide unique benefits. The result is an unprecedented freedom of motion and support. The Doctor is here, welcome to the brave new world.
This kind of underwear inspired from men's physiological structure, through the ergonomic design and 3D cutting, fully meet a male customer's demands of underwear, like fresh and dry, support but not squeezing, especially fits the man always sit in the office, has long time driving and long time outdoors working. This is the revolution in the history of men's underwear.
I bought these for my husband on a recommendation from our son who loves them. When I asked my husband for his thoughts for this review, he (being a man of few words) charastiically said "they're fine". So let me say this, he hasn't worn any of his other underwear since these arrived! I'm ordering another set so I can keep up with the demand for a clean pair. Apparently "fine" translates into "best underwear I've ever worn and won't go back to the old ones"! I'll be buying many more.
So I began a quest to find the most comfortable men's underwear there are at a somewhat acceptable price point. After searching every list I could find, I decided on these. I found the two pouch design idea very intriguing so I thought, let's give them a try. The pro's, they fit as expected, i have a 38" waist and I bought the Large size and they fit very well, no issues there. the fabric is very comfortable, as expected the Micro Modal fabric is almost like wearing nothing at all. They do not ride up or really move at all, they stay pretty still throughout the day. The con's, there is no nice or PC way to say this so I will not really try, these work best if you are a show-er, not a grow-er. I can easily see if you were too small that your twig would fall back through the hole and not stay in its separate pouch. The opposite problem in the other pouch, if your berries are above average size, they tend to feel a little crushed in these. Overall, I think I will wear these for physical activities but not for everyday, the pouch for "the boys" is just too small but overall, these are good underwear.
My boyfriend is obsessed with these underwear. He LOVES the elephant style/crotch opening. He wishes he could tell all his guy friends how amazing these are--but guys don't do that so instead here I am to yell from the rooftops about how these are the best underwear he or I have ever laid eyes on. They do rid up a bit but otherwise they feel great. The opening does take some getting used to since it isn't a traditional boxer/brief opening. You more insert your penis and leave it there instead of grabbing it each time you need to use the bathroom. It is lack a hammock for your junk. The band and stretchy material are nice and comfortable. I gave these to him in December and he has been wearing them every day he has a clean pair (I bought 8). I am going to order him some more for valentine's day. I ordered him both medium and large (he is a 33X34 in dress pants) as I didn't want to risk them not fitting. He ended up liking both sizes and kept them all. I think they do run a little small. The only thing astatically I would critique is the different coloring in the ball area--although I think it is different because it is a more breathable material--speaking of that he reports often how great his balls feel--so I guess the different coloring is worth it! If you can afford spending 20-something on underwear I would definitely suggest you buy these and buy many! You won't be disappointed! or at least my man wasn't!
Update: I bought the boyfriend the "new" and absolutely improved longer set of three for Valentine's Day. This version did not look much longer when placed next to the shorter, original packaged set of 4 but when he put them on they were much longer. He no longer has issues with them riding up like the other pairs do (keep in mind, the riding up doesn't prevent him from choosing to wear these over other pairs though it is only slightly annoying). Also besides the elastic branded strip (the new font/style of David Archy is more crisp and mature) the entire underwear is one color and the ball sake isn't a different color (as is true for the set of fours I ordered originally)--which I think is more attractive. Anyway we weren't sure these underwear could get better but they sure did. While the three pack is more expensive than the four pack (per underwear at least) they're worth it if you want the extra length. After several months my guy still give two thumbs up!
This underwear fits the "boys" perfectly! No more having to get up and pull your pants or readjust! Only 2 problems I can see. For Christmas wife gave me a set of 4. Love them. I ordered another set of 4. Although they were the same size as the set before, they are somewhat smaller. For the money, they should be consistent. Second, the waist band needs to be reinforced more. Not having a perfect body (hey I'm 67, give me a break), the band rolls in half. Not a major problem, but would be a better product if they did that. Overall though, I would highly recommend for all men who occasionally need to adjust the fellas. With these, they fit into their own private pouch... Life is good!
First off – these are the softest underwear I’ve ever worn. With exception to the manhood support which keeps you from swinging freely, you truly feel as if you are not wearing any at all. I am 5’8” tall, 190lbs, and athletically built. I have a 34” waist, large thighs, and a good size derriere. Due to my dimensions, I ordered large instead of medium. The waistband is not as snug as I would prefer, but I’m hoping for some shrinkage after a few washes. After several workouts (circuit training, heavy bag, and machine rowing), these held up/in place quite well. There was a little bunching in the crotch, but this was to be expected based on their length hitting mid-thigh and the exercises performed.
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